Due to the import situation with China we currently have many of the raw materials used to craft our backblasts on backorder. As a result, all backblast orders are delayed and we apologize for any inconvenience.

For those inquiring about refunds, as stated in our terms of service, we do not provide refunds. We do guarantee that you will probably receive your backblast whenever we get around to it.

Due to our long backlog of orders, we're providing a FREE backblast you can use:

Some super badass dudes carried massive heavy shit all over Seattle, over bridges and up hills, while the leaders cackled maniacally. This mayhem last thru the night and a near death experience was avoided when one meth addled crazy named Mike attempted some ninja moves. A near coup d'état ensued when @Toes required said heavy stuff to be carried back down the hill which ended when said group of bad ass men confronted barbed wire and extremely nippy Puget Sound Waters. As the sun rose it all became ok as the PAX drunk with exhaustion cuddled like HS girls along the beach and sang Kumbaya and promised to do it again. Said group of men waited anxiously for their exploits to at least be recognized by the sadistic leader, but it was radio silence. Did they somehow disappoint their leader? Should they go to bed without their supper? Many were later diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome. (in the interest of HIPAA the PAX members were not named here, but those who are willing can post up #MeTooCSAUP). Please tag yourself if you participated in this mayhem.

If that's not enough, I've included a backblast template below so that you might try to create your own backblast if you have your own materials on hand.